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'I admit that we are a progressive order Brother, but when I asked you to update our stained-glass window...'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

Cathedral Made Safe.

Jesus Christo

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Heavenly voices.

Vicar

Hymns - Optional Extras

Pope Francis

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Yeah? Well my father's better at prayers

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Please follow safe worship practices.

SOARING BILL

'I'm pleased to see my flock ignoring E.U. health and safety regulations!'

Devil paints God.