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Jesus Christo

Nun Fight.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

They're missing a few commandments.

"I guess ten is enough."

"Hold up - I have to read the legal disclaimer."

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

Devil paints God.

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

Michelangelo: God Creates the Rabbit

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

God to Adam: 'Pull my finger.'

Holy Pizza

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

'No, they're not the same rules they read before a boxing match.'

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

Mel Gibson releases a less violent version of his 'Passion of the Christ.'

Sweater Vestment.

Plagues

Abimélech

'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'

'I'll let your people go as soon as they've performed their community service.'

"My uncle can turn a twenty-dollar bill into wine."

'Are You sure I should give them all ten at once?'

"It is wonderful here. Except that I'm always in dread of gypsy moths and—since I'm not Jewish—frogs, vermin, flies, blood, pestilence, boils, hail, locusts, darkness and the slaying of my first born."