Religious Art Aficionado Pillows

Jesus Christo

Nun Fight.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

They're missing a few commandments.

"I guess ten is enough."

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

Michelangelo: God Creates the Rabbit

Devil paints God.

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

God to Adam: 'Pull my finger.'

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

Holy Pizza

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

Abimélech

Plagues

Sweater Vestment.

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'

'I'll let your people go as soon as they've performed their community service.'

'Are You sure I should give them all ten at once?'

'I admit that we are a progressive order Brother, but when I asked you to update our stained-glass window...'

"It is wonderful here. Except that I'm always in dread of gypsy moths and—since I'm not Jewish—frogs, vermin, flies, blood, pestilence, boils, hail, locusts, darkness and the slaying of my first born."

"My uncle can turn a twenty-dollar bill into wine."