Religious Art Pillows

'What's Adam doing behind that bush?'

"Bloody typical, you wait for ever, then three of the buggers come along together!"

Sign to entrance of Garden of Eden.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"I'm a gay icon"

Twelfth Day of Christmas

Tiny Visions

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

BLESS YOU

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

"Holy moly!"

Jesus Christo

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

Michelangelo: God Creates the Rabbit

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

Devil paints God.

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Holy Pizza

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

'I'm new here-where are all the nuns?'

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Noah's Art

'I admit that we are a progressive order Brother, but when I asked you to update our stained-glass window...'

Ikea Manger

"My uncle can turn a twenty-dollar bill into wine."

Even in retirement, Moses kept his 'chops' up.

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."