Collecting Religious Art Pillows

Even in retirement, Moses kept his 'chops' up.

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Paul Klee

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

"Needs to get a life"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Wagging Dog

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Cock A Doodle

"It's an Eyesaur."

Slinky Cow World

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Giant Monster in Bath

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

EU: Behind the scenes.

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Egyptian Football