Collecting Religious Artifacts Pillows

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

Haunted museum

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"You always knew where you stood with him."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

"We only have the Bible."

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

'He was an evil king.'

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

BABY BOOK VOLUME XIV

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

A battle between Danes and Saxons.

"OK, Thomas. This is the last form of i.d. I have."

The Dead Sea Squirrels.

'Well he's always been a hero to me.'

The general loved animals.

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

Authentic signed Holy Grail

'The good ol'days actually mean 'when I was young'.'

"Get your one-of-a-kind burial cloth of Jesus!"

"I got you a gift."

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

Houdini.

Achilles Goes to the Podiatrist