Collecting Artifacts Pillows

'It's real. Here is a letter of authenticity.'

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'He was an evil king.'

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

Paul Klee

Billy. The Kid.

Use your imagination.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Wagging Dog

"Needs to get a life"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Downton Abbey Road"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Cock A Doodle

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Slinky Cow World

Creation of Red Wine

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Moulting"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Van Go