Church Art Enthusiast Pillows

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"That's our new church mascot."

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Cathedral Made Safe.

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Jesus Christo

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Pope Francis

Vicar

Stainglass Windows '33

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

Devil paints God.

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

SOARING BILL

Please follow safe worship practices.

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again."

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

Yeah? Well my father's better at prayers

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

'I'm pleased to see my flock ignoring E.U. health and safety regulations!'