Church Art Enthusiast Pillows

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"That's our new church mascot."

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

Cathedral Made Safe.

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Jesus Christo

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Pope Francis

Vicar

Stainglass Windows '33

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

SOARING BILL

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again."

Devil paints God.

Yeah? Well my father's better at prayers

Please follow safe worship practices.

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.