Ceiling Muralist Gifts

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

A new meaning in the Roman

"I've changed my mind"

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"Are you sure that's Michelangelo?"

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

Roberto paused to admire his work. Never before had he plastered a ceiling so beautifully. Minutes later, a young punk named Michelangelo would ruin everything.

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

'So much for hiding in plain sight.'

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

Some people can be sincere without an honest bone in their body.

Ceiling Specialists Meet in the Middle.

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

Ceiling Paint stacked next to Deodorant

"I should take all our old computers, gadgets and phones out of the attic. The ceiling can no longer take the weight."

"Very clever, but he´s not coming to Australia with us."

Kilroy graffiti character can't reach wall, and says: 'Wot, no ladder?'