Ceiling Artist Gifts

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

A new meaning in the Roman

"I've changed my mind"

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

"Are you sure that's Michelangelo?"

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

Roberto paused to admire his work. Never before had he plastered a ceiling so beautifully. Minutes later, a young punk named Michelangelo would ruin everything.

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

'So much for hiding in plain sight.'

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

Ceiling Specialists Meet in the Middle.

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

'Ever since he painted the Sistine Chapel, he can't paint any other way.'

"I should take all our old computers, gadgets and phones out of the attic. The ceiling can no longer take the weight."

Ceiling Paint stacked next to Deodorant

All right, whose bright idea was it to get a drop ceiling with a ceiling fan?

"Very clever, but he´s not coming to Australia with us."

Look at that ceiling! It's great! A classic ceiling --- I love it! Ceiling fans.

Kilroy graffiti character can't reach wall, and says: 'Wot, no ladder?'