Ceiling Art Aficionado Gifts

"Are you sure that's Michelangelo?"

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

A new meaning in the Roman

"I've changed my mind"

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

Cave Wallpaper

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

People admire a freshly painted wall

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

Michelangelo Caught Creating Graffiti

Roberto paused to admire his work. Never before had he plastered a ceiling so beautifully. Minutes later, a young punk named Michelangelo would ruin everything.

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"If you want to turn it off, you just pull this chain until you accidentally turn it back on."

Ceiling Specialists Meet in the Middle.

'Ever since he painted the Sistine Chapel, he can't paint any other way.'

"We had art on the walls before Howard became obsessed with an unsolved mystery."

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

Ceiling Paint stacked next to Deodorant

All right, whose bright idea was it to get a drop ceiling with a ceiling fan?

'Don't go drawing on the walls- it'll NEVER come off!'