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"Are you sure that's Michelangelo?"

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

A new meaning in the Roman

"I've changed my mind"

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

Cave Wallpaper

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

People admire a freshly painted wall

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

Michelangelo Caught Creating Graffiti

Roberto paused to admire his work. Never before had he plastered a ceiling so beautifully. Minutes later, a young punk named Michelangelo would ruin everything.

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

'Ever since he painted the Sistine Chapel, he can't paint any other way.'

"We had art on the walls before Howard became obsessed with an unsolved mystery."

Ceiling Specialists Meet in the Middle.

"If you want to turn it off, you just pull this chain until you accidentally turn it back on."

Ceiling Paint stacked next to Deodorant

Executive has both his first dollar and the guy who gave it to him framed on the wall.

'Don't go drawing on the walls- it'll NEVER come off!'