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"I've changed my mind"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Joe Biden

Phoenix

"What did Jesus order?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

Mimi's final scene

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Move, Gary."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Nikolay Rerih

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."