Ceiling Art Appreciator T-Shirts

A new meaning in the Roman

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Misunderstood artist

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Artist on the Beach

Leaves falling out of a painting.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Coot on a jetty

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Hee hee hee, watch this - I just shuffled my feet on the carpet.