Ceiling Gazer T-Shirts

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

"Good game."

The Googler

Where Indian ink came from.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Man showing in the rain.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Technology and literature

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

The Suite Hereafter

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"Bip."

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."