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'We're looking for something with high ceilings. David's a wall climbing enthusiast.'

Critisize your weight.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"Are you willing to relocate?"

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

"That's way out of my price range..."

"No, I don't recycle."

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"It's your mother calling."

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

"Hang on! - These are wet wipes!!!"

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"