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'We're looking for something with high ceilings. David's a wall climbing enthusiast.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Critisize your weight.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"Are you willing to relocate?"

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

"That's way out of my price range..."

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

"It's your mother calling."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"No, I don't recycle."

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

"Hang on! - These are wet wipes!!!"