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'I cannot wait to be promoted to an office with a window.'

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bird Torture.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

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Airplane Mode.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Hospital Departments

Customer Convention

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'It's Blurred.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

Window in the Sky.

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"What's worse, that or this?"

'Just look'in'

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

Desert Mirage

"Holy water, holy water...."