Window Chaser T-Shirts

"I didn't get an office with a window, so I took matters into my own hands."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Surfing koala.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I told him we needed more string."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

A smiling cyclist

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

Window in the Sky.

"Well, now we've seen it."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'I've got a board meeting!'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'