Window Chaser Gifts

"I didn't get an office with a window, so I took matters into my own hands."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Surfing koala.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

A smiling cyclist

"I told him we needed more string."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Window in the Sky.

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Well, now we've seen it."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

Desert Mirage