View Chaser Gifts

Tourist hanging off the wrong side of the cliff.

"Well, now we've seen it."

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Surfing koala.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I told him we needed more string."

A smiling cyclist

Airplane Mode.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Strive to win!

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

Happy Champion

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Windfarm Autumn.

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'