Coverage Chaser Gifts

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

"Well, now we've seen it."

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

Corporate Success

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

Economics journalist

Marvin P. Tisdale is plucked from obscurity and returned there in record time.

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

'It's quite an inspiring story. He started out in the mailroom and within two years had clawed his way to the very top!'

' I'm sick of having to use this pigsty!..What does a guy have to do,to gain access to the executive wash-room in this company?! '

'Glorious day'

"It's not the fast track I had in mind."

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

Does that mean we got the War Office contract, Harris?

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).

"The word is a prominent Republican is going to announce that he's not going to run for president..."

'That's right! My very own corner office! Next year I might get glass!'

Sheen-clown party!

'Me? Running? Oh, for heaven's sake! Whatever gave you that idea?'

Congratulations on your promotion, Bob, but I should tell you that no one has lasted over a month at the Department of What Could Possibly Go Wrong.

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2