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Looking for a gift for a coverage seeker? Our collection of fun and creative items captures their inquisitive nature and love for discovery. Perfect for those who enjoy exploring new ideas, perspectives, and adventures—whether they’re avid readers, travelers, or lifelong learners, these thoughtful gifts bring a touch of humor and inspiration to their daily lives.
"Is it too late to buy a policy?2
'Welcome! Do you have any questions? Concerns? Pre-existing conditions?'
Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.
Sunbathers.
Airplane Mode.
"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."
'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'
"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."
Exercise Bars
"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."
Bug Spray/Sun Screen
Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'
The Birth of a Lawsuit
"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."
'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'
'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'
A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.
"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."
'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'
'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'
Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!
"Do you cover hypochondria?"
"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."
No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.
Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.
'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'
Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...
"All I see is more trees."
"You call that complementary!?!"
"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."
These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -
"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."
"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."
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The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.
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