Compensation Seeker Gifts

'I made my money the old-fashioned way. I used a defective product that entitled me to compensation.'

Suees and Sueers

"He's not keen on health and safety issues . . . he's a personal injury lawyer."

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

'I want to talk to all the king's lawyers about suing all the king's stone masons who built this wall.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."