Compensation Seeker Gifts

'I made my money the old-fashioned way. I used a defective product that entitled me to compensation.'

Suees and Sueers

Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Lawyer

"He's not keen on health and safety issues . . . he's a personal injury lawyer."

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

'I want to talk to all the king's lawyers about suing all the king's stone masons who built this wall.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."