Coverage Seeker Mugs

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'Welcome! Do you have any questions? Concerns? Pre-existing conditions?'

Sunbathers.

Airplane Mode.

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Exercise Bars

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"You call that complementary!?!"

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"All I see is more trees."

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."