Health Insurance Seekers Gifts

'Honestly, all I'm looking for is a job with a better health insurance plan.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

Exercise Bars

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

"Unfortunately there's no HMO for what you have"

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

"You call that complementary!?!"

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

Medicare: More is Better!

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!'

'Does my bum look broadband with this?'

"Well the good news is that according to your insurance there is nothing wrong with you."

"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

No use being self-conscious

Second Opinion

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'Your weight second opinion.'