Seeking Healthcare Gifts

Fertility Clinic next to Headache Clinic

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Emotional Support Pest

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?