Seeking Medical Help Gifts

'If you won't help me lose forty pounds, I'll find a doctor that will.'

Impotence Clinic

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

Emotional Support Pest

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

First aid departments

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!"

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

"Well, Mr Eagle, coming to see me is the first positive step to get you to soar again..."

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

"I feel like he doesn't respect me."

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."