Seeking Help Gifts

Help for Alcoholism

The Samaritans 'Back straight, chin up, walk in'

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

DNA Analysis.

"I think I can". (train)

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Emotional Support Pest

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

Monster Self-Help

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Global Positioning Manual

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?