Seeking Financial Support Gifts

Credit and Farmers

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"And this is my life support system."

"Your entire business plan is to get a loan from me?"

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"It all started with my addiction to crackers, then crackers and cheese, which led to crackers, cheese and wine! But thanks to AA meetings, I've turned my life around. . ."

'You want the 'loan officer.' Next door down.'

Leaning on a friend

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

Self Harm Support.

Snowmen Anonymous

Worriers Support Group.

Maintenance Fee Party

"I had a dream that a rich guy came to campus and paid off our student loans."

Generation Ex - Divorce Support Group.

"Mom, my student loans are so high, I was wondering if I could start doing chores again for an allowance."

"That 12th step is a doozy."

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

"Gone fishing for a small-business loan"

The bastard only funded my Kickstarter at the T-shirt level."

"Why can't you give me a student loan? I'm a student."

'I used to be really depressed about losing the superlotto, but then I found this support group, and I realized I'm not the only person who hasn't won.'

Donations.

Fairy Tale Regrets: I've longed for someone to say just once, "I've got your back, Bro.'"

'How soon do you want it?'

'Hi, I'm Eddie... and I always wanted fries with that.'