Seeking Financial Support T-Shirts

Credit and Farmers

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your entire business plan is to get a loan from me?"

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"And this is my life support system."

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

"It all started with my addiction to crackers, then crackers and cheese, which led to crackers, cheese and wine! But thanks to AA meetings, I've turned my life around. . ."

'You want the 'loan officer.' Next door down.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

Leaning on a friend

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

Self Harm Support.

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

Worriers Support Group.

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

"Why can't you give me a student loan? I'm a student."

Maintenance Fee Party

The bastard only funded my Kickstarter at the T-shirt level."

"Gone fishing for a small-business loan"

"That 12th step is a doozy."

"Mom, my student loans are so high, I was wondering if I could start doing chores again for an allowance."

Generation Ex - Divorce Support Group.

"I had a dream that a rich guy came to campus and paid off our student loans."

'How soon do you want it?'

Fairy Tale Regrets: I've longed for someone to say just once, "I've got your back, Bro.'"

'Hi, I'm Eddie... and I always wanted fries with that.'

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