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Future Site of the Procrastination Help Centre - Opening Fall of 1996

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

Fairy Tale Regrets: I've longed for someone to say just once, "I've got your back, Bro.'"

UNDERACHIEVERS' ANONYMOUS, 'Someday we'll rent a bigger place.'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Pet a Puppy

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

The Physiciatrist...

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

'I hate all holidays!'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Turmoil change.

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

'You have a fauxbia.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'I'd like to help you, but I never leave the office.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."