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'I think you're in the wrong room...'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

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"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

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'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"And this is my life support system."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

Seeing the marriage counselor.

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

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"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

Thomas was brought up by his extended family