Seeking Support Pillows

'I think you're in the wrong room...'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

Emotional Support Pest

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Couple

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

"And this is my life support system."

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

Bog of depression.....'Can I come in ?'

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

Thomas was brought up by his extended family