Seeking Help Pillows

Help for Alcoholism

The Samaritans 'Back straight, chin up, walk in'

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

DNA Analysis.

"I think I can". (train)

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

Monster Self-Help

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

Emotional Support Pest

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

I'm ridiculously small. My nose is huge. I have ears like a jackass... Manic depressive with low elf esteem.

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Global Positioning Manual