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"What do you get the person who wants everything?"

'If the shoe fits then wear it...Then get another one just like it.'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'I don't suppose you remember me, do you?'

'Dear facebook friend.'

'It's freezing up here - I'm half naked - and you want MY advice?'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

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"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

The girl with the sensible shoes.

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Let's try something new, Al. I'll say a word, then you remain mercifully silent for the rest of the hour.

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

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It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. Stop trying to change your wife into a Xerox copy of yourself! Right now your relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Kl

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."