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'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'In general, do the right thing.'

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Constructive Criticism 50c.

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

'Here's how you'll know for sure. Does he always get dreamy and say it, like 'I l-o-o-o-v-e you,' - or is it just a tossed-off, 'Love ya!?'

"You've reached Randy, the dating doctor. What ails you?"

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

The girl with the sensible shoes.

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

Recruitment Agency - Tips for getting that dream job.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. Stop trying to change your wife into a Xerox copy of yourself! Right now your relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Kl

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

A Bug's Life Advice

Warbling on the First Date

'I just had to stop by and thank you for all the advice...'