Pro Advice Seeker Pillows

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'In general, do the right thing.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

The girl with the sensible shoes.

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

Recruitment Agency - Tips for getting that dream job.

'Here's how you'll know for sure. Does he always get dreamy and say it, like 'I l-o-o-o-v-e you,' - or is it just a tossed-off, 'Love ya!?'

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

"You've reached Randy, the dating doctor. What ails you?"

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

Warbling on the First Date

'I just had to stop by and thank you for all the advice...'

A Bug's Life Advice