Seeking Health Insurance Gifts

'Do you have a key to affordable health insurance.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

Exercise Bars

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

"Unfortunately there's no HMO for what you have"

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

'You mean that if one of us came to a sticky end I would receive a hundred thousand?'

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

"You call that complementary!?!"

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

Medicare: More is Better!

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!'

"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."

'Does my bum look broadband with this?'

"Well the good news is that according to your insurance there is nothing wrong with you."

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

No use being self-conscious

Second Opinion

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

"The truth is, there's more money in medication than meditation."

'Your weight second opinion.'