Seeking Health Insurance Gifts

'Do you have a key to affordable health insurance.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

"Unfortunately there's no HMO for what you have"

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

'You mean that if one of us came to a sticky end I would receive a hundred thousand?'

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

"You call that complementary!?!"

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

Medicare: More is Better!

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

No use being self-conscious

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

'Does my bum look broadband with this?'

Second Opinion

"Well the good news is that according to your insurance there is nothing wrong with you."

"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."

'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'I really should have paid more attention to the company's health care coverage options before I accepted a job here.'

'Your weight second opinion.'

"The truth is, there's more money in medication than meditation."