Coverage Guru Gifts

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"We did our best for your husband but his poor old health insurance was too weak..."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"Very amusing, Robertson, if I were the type to be amused."

"In your CV under 'experience' all you've written is 'YIPEE!'."

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

"Waiter - there's a fly in my soup."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

Knight Supplies

"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

Username/Password

"Our health insurance premium doubled. Our age is now a pre-existing condition."

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

"He wins every year -- the man could sell an annuity to a mayfly."

'Now we'll give the patient our drug.'

'I think he was bombarded with a little too much information!'

"Password. And it must contain over eight characters, upper & lower case letters, some numerals and at least two symbols."

'Make sure they fit straight'

'You seem to be very accident prone. We're going to have to drop your coverage.'

Snowman with Sunblock

"Yes, the glasses work well, but now that I can clearly see what we're fed, I've lost my appetite..."

"I can't afford this plan either. Do I need to remind you again that I'm just a small businessman?"

How Scientists Work

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

Restaurant. Try our buffet. Since you "liked" the buffet, you should say you're "fully satisfied," not "fed up."

What did the doctor say when you went in for a check-up? Same as always, I'm overweight and under insured.