Coverage Connoisseur Gifts

'I think you misunderstood. The million dollar umbrella policy only covers you for claims involving an umbrella.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Satya Nutella

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

A stripe of stockbrokers

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Brighter days are ahead. I love it when I hear that in both news and weather segments of the program.

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

"I see you're really adapting to the corporate jungle."

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

Duelling personalities.