Coverage Connoisseur Gifts

'I think you misunderstood. The million dollar umbrella policy only covers you for claims involving an umbrella.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

A stripe of stockbrokers

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

"I see you're really adapting to the corporate jungle."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."