Content Guru Gifts

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"OK, I admit it. Content marketing for a company that makes staples is a lot harder than I thought."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'Here's MY information highway!'

This Message Has No Content

Create some buzz!

"You know, there are other emojis."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

TV-Man

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."