Creative Guru Gifts

Creative Theft

"When resources are limited we need to think 'outside the box'....we need to maximise potential returns from our shared skills portfolio..."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'How fast can you hype?'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Any questions?"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Empty box of ideas

If nobody had invented graphics

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Artist and Musician

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

' A new idea '

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

The Doorway to Ideas

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

Your ad here!

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

The sunglasses.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

A Meeting of Great Ties.