Design Guru Gifts

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"The creative department? Just go down here until everyone looks, sounds and dresses the same."

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

"You want your advertising budget small, medium or iconosized"

'To maximize classroom instruction, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student desk per classroom.'

The Copywriter's Dilemma

'I hired a decorator.'

"I need you to pretend to care about design for twenty minutes."

Prehistoric Wallpaper

New Italian Car Design?

'If you don't have a TV, what do you arrange your furniture around?'

'I bet the inside looks the same too.'

"Well, right off I can tell the Feng Shui of your interrogation room is all off. The Life Area is in conflict with the Knowledge Area which creates a very powerful Alibi Area right here."

"My design aesthetic is ostentatious minimalism."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Empty box of ideas

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A women in a shoeshop.

If nobody had invented graphics

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"