Design Geek Gifts

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

Stop now and get some new ideas.

John Deere. When we asked you to design a logo based on our name, we meant last name.

'No - no - no - Cassina! These are 'Surfaces' - they're not for putting things on.'

'And I say he's our top designer!'

"I can tell from your expression that you've noticed my custom kerning."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

The DaVinci Code

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

If nobody had invented graphics

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Elfie Stick

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

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The Modern Novel.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Connected to Technology.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."