Engineering Geek Gifts

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Henry Ford

'They turned down our request for a grant.'

Getting Closer

'Its easy really, just pull this lever and open the old Persian invented syphon trick!'

The Little Dutch Girl

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

The DaVinci Code

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

If nobody had invented graphics

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Elfie Stick

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Best before 65 million BC.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'