Software Geek Gifts

'You've been working with computer software too long, Timpleton.'

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

Microsoft Software Detector Van

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

The DaVinci Code

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Obsession with the Internet.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

The Modern Novel.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Connected to Technology.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Two Generations of Readers

Big screen TV falling through floor

The World's First Electronic Paperweight