Software Geek Mugs

'You've been working with computer software too long, Timpleton.'

Microsoft Software Detector Van

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

The DaVinci Code

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Elfie Stick

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Obsession with the Internet.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Two Generations of Readers

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Big screen TV falling through floor

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Connected to Technology.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."