It Geek Mugs

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"Take these and keep the location app on - the boss said he might need to know where we are."

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

The DaVinci Code

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

Obsession with the Internet.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

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The Modern Novel.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."