It Geek Mugs

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"Take these and keep the location app on - the boss said he might need to know where we are."

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

The DaVinci Code

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Elfie Stick

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

If nobody had invented graphics

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Obsession with the Internet.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Big screen TV falling through floor

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

The World's First Electronic Paperweight