Computer Geek Mugs

'Burnout' (head exploded).

'And he thinks I'm slow!'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

"Have you tried turning it off and throwing it out the window?"

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.

'All these delays...a thousandth of a second here, a millionth of a second there. We'll have to get the darn thing fixed.'

'We conscientiously backed up everything, except the tech who knows how to restore the backup.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

Initially excited about the possibilities of email, God lost interest when he discovered someone was already using his favorite screen name.

'He's a visionary.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'A computer for your birthday? -- Do you think apples grow on trees?'

'I'm a mac - you're a PC. I'm sorry...we're just not compatible.'

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

Man pouring glue into a printer.

'This won't hurt a byte...'

"...and in here we just let the computers get on with it."

"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"

Knights of the Square Table.

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

'If he wasn't in a 12-step program he wouldn't get any exercise at all.'

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

'The only problem with having a laptop is you need a lap!'

'It's about to restart.'

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

protecting keyboard from drink

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'The computer is down! The computer is down!'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

"When I get older I want to be just like you mom, only more tech savvy."

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

Grim's Fairytales