Programming Geek Mugs

"For tonight's lecture I'm going to stick to the program. I have to. I'm a robot."

'With programed trading, the computer's in the driver's seat. My Money is just along for the ride!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Elfie Stick

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'