Programming Geek Gifts

"For tonight's lecture I'm going to stick to the program. I have to. I'm a robot."

'The only spot we could get was opposite American Idol and it died a quick death.'

'With programed trading, the computer's in the driver's seat. My Money is just along for the ride!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Elfie Stick

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Eldrow

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'