Coding Geek Gifts

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

Programmer and manager miscommunication

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

He crash tests software.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Eldrow

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Praying Mantis.

Knights of the Square Table.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."